President Donald Trump on Wednesday praised the health system of an African country that does not exist while speaking at a United Nations working lunch with African leaders. “In Guinea and Nigeria you fought a horrifying Ebola outbreak,” he said. “Nambia’s health system is increasingly self-sufficient.” There is no country named Nambia; it was not […]

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Donald Trump’s speech to the United Nations was, by any measure, a complete disaster. World leaders, and Trump’s own chief of staff, looked on in stunned horror as Trump threatened nuclear war with North Korea, bragged about his electoral college results, and echoed propaganda from Vladimir Putin. Trump’s address earned bad reviews at home, too. Journalists […]

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PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.” As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the […]

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  Donald Trump addressed United Nations General Assembly for first time  Turns his fire on Kim Jong-Un’s North Korea and uses his derisive nickname for dictator saying ‘Rocket Man is on a suicide mission  North Korean delegation WALKS OUT before speech  Tells other countries they must stop aiding Kim’s nuclear build-up but thanks China for backing […]

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Trump opened his mouth to speak to the world, and what came out was a humiliating attempt to justify his failed presidency. Video: [embedded content] Trump said, “The United States has done very well since election day last November eighth. The stock market is at an all-time high, a record. Unemployment is at its lowest […]

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DVIDS Several hundred dreamers who enlisted in the Army through a special program are worried that they will be deported before they get to serve. For most participants in the Obama administration’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, or DACA, a countdown to an uncertain future began last week when Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced the program would be […]

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President Donald Trump praised the United Nations for its noble goals but urged the 71-year-old institution to focus more on results, rather than process. Speaking at a UN meeting in New York focused on reform, Trump said that while the organization’s staff has doubled since 2000, and its budget increased significantly, it had not produced a […]

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“Modern day Presidential”. That’s how Donald Trump describes his Twitter presence. Liberals on Twitter have even advocated banning the President from its service for violating its terms and conditions. Yet, Trump existing on Twitter is a massive marketing and financial gift for the company. They’ll never ban their number-one cash cow. Perhaps Trump is the […]

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